Real Women vs Ladies Ladies If you accidentally over-salt a dish while it's still cooking, drop in a peeled potato and it will absorb the excess salt for an instant "fix-me-up." Real Women If you over-salt a dish while you are cooking, that's too dern bad. Please recite with me, The Real Women's motto: "I made it and you will eat it and I don't care how bad it tastes." Ladies Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away. Real Women Take a lime, mix it with tequila, chill and drink. You might still have the headache, but who cares? Ladies Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice cream drips. Real Women Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for Pete's sake. You are probably lying on the couch, with your feet up, eating it anyway. Ladies To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes. Real Women Buy boxed mashed potato mix and keep it in the pantry for up to a year. Ladies When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan, use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the inside of the cake. Real Women Go to the bakery - they'll even decorate it for you. Ladies Brush some beaten egg white over pie crust before baking to yield a beautiful glossy finish. Real Women Sara Lee frozen pie directions do not include brushing egg whites over the crust, so I just don't do it. Ladies If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex dish washing gloves. They give a non slip grip that makes opening jars easy. Real Women Go ask the very cute neighbor guy to do it. And finally the most important tip!..... Ladies Don't throw out all that leftover wine. Freeze into ice cubes for future use in casseroles and sauces. Real Women Leftover wine?? A good friend will come and bail you out of jail... but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn... that was fun!"   This was sent through the RCA mailing list by Lady Aries!! Site Content About Me Section Awards Pages Banners Exchange Pages Breast Cancer Awareness Page Buttons and Supports Pages Credits Page Graphics Section Greeting Cards Home Page Html Help Section Humor Section Index of Pages Links Section Membership Section Missing Kids from AL, GA, MS and TN Part of Cindy's Kids and NCMEC My AOLRole Playing Characters Seasonal/Holiday Section Updates Section - Kiss This Walking Virtual Tour and Tutorial of The City (c) 2001 Web Ring Pages Webrings that I Own and Manage Win my Award - Application page and winners pages This page was last updated