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Things
you would never know without the movies
-It is always possible
to park directly outside any building you are visiting.
-A detective can
only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.
-If you decide to
start dancing in the street, everyone you bump into will know all the
steps.
-Most laptop computers
are powerful enough to override the communication systems of any invading
alien civilization
-It does not matter
if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts
- your enemies will
wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening
manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.
-When a person is
knocked unconscious by a blow to the head, they will never suffer a concussion
or brain damage.
-No one involved
in a car chase, hijacking, explosion, volcanic eruption or alien invasion
will ever go into shock.
-Police Departments
give their officers personality tests to make sure they are deliberately
assigned a partner who is their total opposite.
-When they are alone,
all foreigners prefer to speak English to each other.
-You can always
find a chainsaw when you need one.
-Any lock can be
picked by a credit card or a paper clip in seconds, unless it's the door
to a burning building with a child trapped inside.
-An electric fence,
powerful enough to kill a dinosaur will cause no lasting damage to an
eight year old child.
-Television news
bulletins usually contain a story that affects you personally at that
precise moment you turn the television on.
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