There WAS life before the computer An application was for employment A program was a TV show A cursor used profanity A keyboard was a piano! Memory was something that you lost with age A CD was a bank account! And if you had a broken disk, It would hurt when you found out! Compress was something you did to garbage Not something you did to a file And if you unzipped anything in public You'd be in jail for a while! Log on was adding wood to a fire Hard drive was a long trip on the road A mouse pad was where a mouse lived And a backup happened to your commode! Cut- you did with a pocket knife Paste- you did with glue A web was a spider's home And a virus was the flu! I guess I'll stick to my pad and paper And the memory in my head I hear nobody's been killed in a computer crash But when it happens they wish they were dead!   Site Content About Me Section Awards Pages Banners Exchange Pages Breast Cancer Awareness Page Buttons and Supports Pages Credits Page Graphics Section Greeting Cards Home Page Html Help Section Humor Section Index of Pages Links Section Membership Section Missing Kids from AL, GA, MS and TN Part of Cindy's Kids and NCMEC My AOLRole Playing Characters Seasonal/Holiday Section Updates Section - Kiss This Walking Virtual Tour and Tutorial of The City (c) 2001 Web Ring Pages Webrings that I Own and Manage Win my Award - Application page and winners pages