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We all know that there are leftover laws on the books in many states, dating back to the colonies, that aren't enforced now, but you know, one day they just might be! So don't try these, because they could get you some jail time:
West Virginia: it's illegal for men to have sex with an animal over 40 pounds (but what about the women?)
In Detroit, you better not let a cop catch you sleeping in a bathtub.
Louisiana? Better ditch that spray painted shopping cart you've got hiding in your basement. Or stash it on the front lawn (it's only illegal in your basement).
Alabama: it is illegal to stab yourself to gain someone's pity.
Alaska: it's illegal to whisper in someone's ear while they're hunting moose.
California: (San Francisco) it is illegal for car wash attendees to use old pairs of underwear to wash or dry vehicles. (and thank God! imagine trying to explain skid marks on your windshield...)
Colorado: Barbers may not give massages to nude customers unless for instructional purposes (Barbers get nude customers? I knew I was in the wrong line of work!)
Connecticut: any dogs with tatoos must be reported to police.
Delaware: It is illegal to get married on a dare (now you know why they invented Las Vegas)
Florida: it is illegal to fish while driving across a bridge (not to mention extremely difficult!)
Illinois: it is illegal for barbers to use their fingers to apply shaving cream to a customers face (but apparently not to touch their nekkid bodies. ahhh, colorado is looking better all the time...)
Indiana: it is illegal to sell your organs to cover your travel expenses (nope, for that you need a real job. Of course, you can still sell organs to cover your recreational expenses...)
Kentucky: all nude people in your house must be registered. (is that before or after they take a shower?)
Maine: It is illegal to sell a car on Sunday, unless it comes equipped with plumbing (ahh, we can dream, can't we?)
Mississippi: it is illegal to attempt to stop someone from walking down the sidewalk by parking a motorhome in their path (what they fail to realize is, that motorhome was blown there from Alabama by a twister)
Nebraska: barbers may not eat onions while working (it would shut up the fitful kids, that's for sure)
North Carolina: you can be fined for singing out of tune for more than 90 seconds (uh oh...)
South Carolina: You can be fined for not denouncing "the evils of intemperance" on the fourth friday of every October (it's coming up folks, better get denouncing...)
Tennessee: it is illegal to have more than five inoperable vehicles on your front lawn (again, in the category of "why don't they have this in Alabama?")
Texas: any artificially constructed underwater barrier reefs must come with an instruction booklet. (well, the fish do need to know what to do with it...)
Vermont: it is illegal to paint landscapes while the United States is at war (yep, cause you never know if somebody's gonna blow up a part of it!)
Washington: Between April 1st and September 30th, it is legal to capture and castrate any horse or donkey that you find roaming around on your property (April Fo..?!)
Wisconsin: It is illegal to use a laser pointer to start a riot (dag nabbit!)
South Dakota: It is illegal to try to convince a pacifist to renounce his beliefs by threatening to arm wrestle him. .
This was sent through the RCA mailing list by Picky :-) I left her comments in too LOL Thanks!!
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