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Top 17 Signs You're Addicted to the Internet
1. Any campground
without a T1 line is OFF your vacation itinerary.
2. Wife calls you to dinner
by posting to alt.food.
3. I.V. stand next to your
mini tower.
4. Choice between paying internet
service bill and paying for kids education is easy -- if a little painful
for your kids.
5. Your big pickup line is,
"Haven't we met on alt.top5.addict?"
6. Batteries in the TV remote
now last for months.
7. You send in your jokes@esosoft.com
submissions while in the air over Oregon.
8. You hire a housekeeper
for your home page.
9. New mail alarm on your
palmtop annoys other churchgoers.
10. Your mouse-clicking forearm
rivals Popeye's.
11. AT&T names you Customer
of the Month for the third consecutive time.
12. You unsuccessfully try
to download a pizza from www.dominos.com.
13. Your family conducts an
intervention via e-mail and checks you into www.bettyford.com.
14. You rig your toilet to
alert you if you receive any new mail while you're "offline."
15. You speak in a monotone
voice and call your wife "Friday." (Oops! That's a Sign You're Addicted
to Dragnet!)
16. You're surprised to learn
there's also a 2 o'clock in the afternoon.
17. You're reading THIS, aren't
you?
 
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