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15 Ways to tell if your from Alabama
1. You have used
the phrase "fixin' to" during the last twelve months.
2. Someone you
know has used a football schedule to plan their wedding date.
3. You've been
excused from school because "the crops were ready for harvest."
4. You can properly
pronounce Eufaula, Opelika, Oneonta; as well as Bayou La Batre and Lafayette.
5. You know that
the Iron Bowl is the biggest game of any sport for the entire year.
6. You know exactly
what chitlins and mountain oysters are, and eat them anyway. (Eeewww gross!!
I know what they are.. but ain't no way! LOL)
7. You can recall
hot summers by the year they happened easier than you can remember your
mother's birthday.
8. You think that
people who complain about the humidity in their states are sissies.
9. You know that
the true value of a parking space is not determined by the distance to
the door but by the availability of shade.
10. You have owned,
as your primary transportation, at least one vehicle that would never
be able to pass any form of a safety inspection.
11. Your "place
at the lake" has wheels under it.
12. You aren't surprised
to find movie rental, ammunition and bait all in the same store.
13. A Mercedes Benz
is not a status symbol. A Chevrolet 4x4 is.
14. You learned
how to shoot a gun before you learned how to multiply.
15. A tornado warning
siren is your signal to go out in the yard and look for a funnel.
 
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